Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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