I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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