Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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