when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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