i think i have herpe
just one?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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