may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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