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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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