Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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