Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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