At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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