haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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