Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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