so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This gyro tastes like lonliness
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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