Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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