If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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