I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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