dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
two words: eviction party
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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