She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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