singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm too high and old for this...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
