I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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