Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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