I think im going to throw up on grandma
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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