Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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