Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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