I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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