I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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