are you still at the devil's house?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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