The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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