i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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