Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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