the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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