And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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