She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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