i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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