He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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