smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Enjoy the penises
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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