We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you inspire me to be a worse person
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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