My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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