i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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