Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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