she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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