Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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