I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
