Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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