singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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