Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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