Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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