He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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