dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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