when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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