i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
North Korea, Best Korea!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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