That's intense
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Randomize
