Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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