I'm really into asian looking animals
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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