I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
