who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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