Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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