I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
no you cant smoke seaweed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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